I don't know about you, but for a book about hip cutting edge Yorkshire Terriers it looks like it was published in the 80's. Well my ugly book loving friends, I was way off. Published in 2000, the publisher spared no expense in making the cover look contemporary and fresh. Well Done.
(pictured above: a bitch with a red bow)
99% of the dogs in this book (that aren't being washed) have a delightful red bow on their head. Is it buy a Yorkshire Terrier get red bow half price? Being an inquisitive girl, I explored the whole book but couldn't find any information about the red bow phenomenon occurring amongst Yorkshire Terriers. If you have a red bow somewhere in your house, you had better sleep with one eye open because these dogs are coming for you.
Some owners breed Yorkshire Terriers for selfish reasons - such as to provide luscious wigs for themselves. They then donate red bows to less fortunate dog breeds.
This dude won first place for his hair extensions with a face.
(pictured above: a freshly cracked dog)
Cracking: Attaching tissues/baby wipes to Yorkshire Terrier in case of emergencies. Secure with elastic bands. When attached, place dog next to oversized brush.
A halloween party trick - wet your Yorkshire Terrier and scare the shit out of everybody.
The Yorkshire Terrier Today by Veronica Sameja-Hilliard has been judged by the cover. This 'lavishly' illustrated book is full of disturbing and shockingly dated pictures of little dogs with beards and bows. I think Yorkshire Terriers (of today) are a bit like Gremlins - don't feed them after midnight and definitely do not get them wet!
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